POST-ELECTION CHEER FROM ERIC IDLE
by Eric Idle [sent 4 November 2004]
Tuesday, 14 December 2004

Eric sent me this email the day after the Presidential election. Sadly, I'm only getting around to posting it now. I figure I would have had four years to do it though... So, if you imagine strains of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life playing the background, here is Eric's "Cheer Up America"...

Cheer Up America.

Ok it looks bad but here are my tips for surviving the depression....

1) Cancel the papers for four years.

2) Ignore all letters from the army.

3) Don't fuck Republicans.

4) See if you can find an asshole to run next time.

5) Be extra nice to gays. They may be rounded up soon.

6) Remember the Roman Empire fell when the Christians took control.